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Monday, May 23, 2005

50th District

It's come to our attention that we were wrong. In fact Senator Ken Cuccinelli has endorsed Steve Chapman.

This won't change our call of this race for Harry Parrish. If Ken wanted to something nice for Steve, he should bake him some cookies. We hear the food sucks in prison.

11 Comments:

At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Not Mark Rozell said...

The real reason you should bake him some cookies is because the oven in his condo doesn't work. But call the Sheriff first to make sure you're taking them to the right place. Those cookies might get stale if you wait eight months to deliver them.

 
At 2:43 PM, Anonymous Larry Sabato's Hairpiece said...

I wonder if Ken will be able to teach Steve how to properly care for a dog? Or how to competently forge your place of residence? or how to avoid those pesky cops when you are flying down the road Dukes of Hazzard style?

 
At 4:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he will teach him how to clean himself so women don't post that he smells like "swamp funk"

 
At 4:48 PM, Anonymous Sorrel said...

Come on,guys. Ease up on Steve. I'm no fan of his politically, but it's too easy to pick on someone with as many problems as he has. The real issue is that all critical faculties take flight among certain ideologues if someone just spouts their line. anyone sho knew even a little teeny-tiny bit about Steve, or who met him once or twice, knew he was not the candidate to take on Harry Parrish. But we conservative Republicans have amongst us a small and vocal group who will completely suspend all reason if they here someone say "No New Taxes" with sufficient apparent enthusiasm. Then they wonder why they lose elections and never get to govern.

 
At 5:07 PM, Anonymous Former Girlfriend of Steve Chapman said...

I was going to post... then I realized with this screenname you would all know I was lying anyway...

 
At 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

but i hope you leave enough room for my fist becuase i'm going to ram it into your stomach!!!!

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger Not Larry Sabato said...

Huh? Did I miss something?

 
At 10:33 PM, Anonymous arnold said...

that was me. eating is not cheating.

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger Hirons said...

Did somebody give Steve Chapman the microphone again?

 
At 10:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't feed Steve cookies - He's diabetic.

 
At 1:00 AM, Anonymous mitch's wife said...

Which former girlfriend are you? I won't name you by name, but are you the funny, smart one? The one that he lived with in Dale City when I first met him? The one who looks like Jennifer Aniston when she was in Office Space except prettier? The one who was smart enough to get miles away from Chapman before she did something stupid with him? If so, let me say that we all miss you and desperatly wish that when the two of you broke up that it had been Chapman who disappeared from our lives. Since he'll soon have a new girlfriend who looks more like Dennis Franz and goes by the name "Icepick", maybe we could all do some campaign work for Harry Parrish and then go out for chicken quesadillas sometime.

 

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